PS I love you!

So I spent the weekend in Palm Springs with my friends Summer and Fernando (Note: this is what happens when your friends get to pick their own alias.) The thing that is funny about Palm Springs is that it is a weird amalgamation of gap toothed desert rats, prissy moneyed gays, and silver backs in velour jog suits, that the possibilities for bizarre cross-over are endless. The trip was A Total Blast as usual but our time in PS brought up several "food for thought" items and I would like to share them with you.

1) How did the term "toss your salad" become a sexual euphemism for uh, you know? (if you don't know, advance to #2)

2) Why doesn't someone make women's high heeled shoes where the heel is an ergonomic grip? This is Fernando's contribution, as he was holding the Prada stilettos on either side of his head (think about it for a moment, you get the picture).

3) Why are there so many rich queens in Palm Springs?

4) The question, "How big is too big?" when applied to a Crazy Coyote Chicken burrito?

5) Is the grande margarita at Las Casuelas really as big as my head or does it just look that way?

6) Is it possible to actually cook yourself in a hot tub?

7) If drinking alcohol in a hot tub makes you more drunk, why doesn't drinking Rockstar in the hot tub make you more awake?

8) Why isn't the word flaccid used more often in regular conversation?

9) Why does Melvyn's seem to be staffed entirely by men from the witness relocation program?

And last but not least....

10) Why aren't there more restaurants like Melvyn's in Los Angeles?